40 Trending Baseball Pick-Up Lines You Will Love
Do the males or females you like follow baseball? These amusing pick-up lines concerning baseball will help you break the ice and capture their interest. There are lines available for the various positions in baseball, including pitcher and catcher, as well as general opening lines that pertain to the sport per se.
Baseball Pick-Up Lines For Pitchers
Do I look anything like a fielder’s choice?
Would you like to bat for me?
If you were an outfielder, would you catch me? Always?
I am about to calculate some pif at home, would you like to join?
I am taking a chance; a joke? The Blue Jays. Somethng serious? My feelings for you.
So, is it my dugout or yours?
How good is your catch? Because I am falling for you.
You’re like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.
Your pitch must have hit me because I’m feeling a little faint.
If you date me, you’ll eventually see a diamond.
Would you like to bat for me?
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
You’re like baseball: I’d love to play you in front of a crowd.
Like a platoon player, I’m dying to get some action.
I love baseball. So take me home, girl.
Hey, you are up next. I hope you are on deck circle.
I’m an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.
So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
So, you must be baseball, because I am hitting.
We must be in the bullpen because you’re warming me up.
Play in my extra innings, I guarantee I’m a long reliever.
I am falling for you. And I hope you have good catches, I do not want to reach the ground.
Hey, you are up next. I hope you are on deck circle.
You better get on deck circle because you are up next.
So, I am off base and my lead off is not any great. Would you let me take you on a date? That I could make great.
Would you permit me to pinch hit on you?
You are warming me up. Do we, by chance, happen to be in the bullpen?
You look like an angel, do you happen to be in the outfield.
You look like a third base coach who is going to wave me home.
Why do you look so familiar? Oh yes, the third base coach. C’mon wave me home.
Do you know your way around the bases?
Would you like to know what else I can lay down for you? A sacrifice.
I know you might get this a lot, but I could go bat for you.
Ever seen a diamond? If you date me, you will see one.
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
Would you like me to show you my spitball?
Just so you know, you would not have to worry about broken bats with me.
Would you sign me up for your fan club?
Do you think you could tame my diamond back?
Did you know you had more members on your fan club than you would imagine?
I have been warming up this bench for you.
Ah. I feel faint, did you just hit me? With a pitch?