35 Best Tuesday Jokes – 35 Tuesday Jokes for School
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This day of the week has arrived. Yes, we recognise your desire for the weekend. So are we. We have gathered a list of Tuesday jokes so that you and your pals can survive until the weekend.
We understand that midweek is the worst part of the week and that these days can be stressful, but don’t worry, this is the same as last Tuesday and we’ve got you covered! Even still, few days remain until the weekend. Check out our jokes for you now.
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Tuesday Jokes for Adults And Tuesday Puns for Instagram
What is common between eggs and Tuesday? One can make a scrambled breakfast and the other can scramble your week.
How do tacos share stories about their scary experiences up until Tuesday? …and then came the savior, Tuesday!
What do you do when Tuesday is standing outside your bathroom door? You let it sink in.
How do you make a Tuesday better? You can Choose(Tues)day and just go with it until Friday.
Why would you call Tuesday 22nd in February 2022? A Two’s day full of 22/2/22.
Why didn’t ‘Get up and Go’ arrive at the party on a Tuesday? Because he ‘Got up and Went’ somewhere else.
Why can’t you change the decision of a seal saying ‘Tuesdays are the best’? Because it is a seal of approval.
Why do you often see fewer airplanes in the sky on Tuesday? Because after a long weekend, they’re supposed Tuesday grounded.
Why did taco cry on a Tuesday when it was supposed to be happy because it was Taco Tuesday? Because a nacho said to it, “I am nacho friend anymore”.
Why shouldn’t you eat a kids meal on Tuesdays? You shouldn’t eat a kid’s meal on any day because their mother will get angry with you!
What did the employees say to the boss when he could find them on Tuesdays? They smiled at him and said, “Good employees are just hard to find, especially on a week day”.
What do a Tuesday morning and a stress ball have in common? They both are less busy than a Monday morning.
Why did the employee worry about his Friday being ruined? Because it was still Tuesday morning.
Why did the vegetable salad say to a fruit juice on a Tuesday morning? “They say it is our day, TossedDay!”
Why don’t people differentiate between Monday and Tuesday morning? Because for them Tuesday morning is just as similar to Mondays.
What is the case of a bad Monday called on a Tuesday? It is just a pre-existing condition.
Why is a Tuesday morning not bad? Because it a sign that one has survived through the previous Monday morning!
Why did the employee leave the office on a Tuesday morning? Because his boss said, ‘Have a good day’.
Why are mints necessary for meals during Tuesday mornings? Because they back you up with an encourage-mint to reach the weekend.
What did the executioner say on a Tuesday morning? It’s time to beheaded to work.
Why didn’t the teacher read Tuesday morning news? Because she didn’t want additional Tuesday mournings.
What does a clean Tuesday symbolize? A cluttered next weekend!
How do you keep the dreams alive on Tuesdays? By hitting the snooze button.
How can people like Tuesday? By thinking that it is the farthest from the coming Monday.
Why can’t the kids take a ferry to school on Tuesday? Because they have tuesday(to-use-da) roadway to reach the school.
What did the weeks say to the boy when he was really worried about Tuesday? “Don’t worry, Friday is on its way”.
Why are Sundays stronger and more powerful than Tuesdays? Because Tuesday is just a weak-day.
Why did Pooh like Taco Tuesdays? Because they help in enhancing his roundness for the rest of the week.
Why were Taco Tuesdays introduced? Because they wanted to give us something to taco ’bout the whole week.
What did dad say when mom asked him to get groceries alone? He said, “It’s Twosday, you’ve got to come along with me.”
Why didn’t the eggs go to school after Tuesday? They were all eggs-hausted and were afraid of the following day – the Humpty day!
What do Tuesdays always love to do? They like to put the blame on Mondays.
What is the worst day for a loaf of bread? It is a Toast Day!
What is the best Tuesday motivation? Thinking that there is a taco, out there in the universe thinking of you too!
What does Taco Tuesday say to Dunkin Donuts? I have fillings too.