55 Amazing Christian Pickup Lines You Should Not Miss!
Are you a Christian seeking for a fun way to meet new people and even find love? Or perhaps you simply want to make your buddies laugh? Check out these 55+ amusing Christian pick up lines.
Pick up lines have been around for a long time, yet they can be cheesy or inappropriate at times. These Christian pickup lines, on the other hand, provide a clean and amusing approach to initiating a discussion.
Whether you’re at church, a Christian event, or simply out and about, these pick up lines will make you stand out and make someone smile.
Best Christian Pickup Lines
- Can you touch me so I can tell my friends and family I was touched by an angel?
- Let’s be like Noah and do this as a pair!
- Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
- Last night I was reading the Book of Numbers and realized I didn’t have yours!
- Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside you?
- Solomon had so many wives because he never met you!
- I didn’t believe in predestination until I met you!
- The Bible says to ‘give a drink to those who are thirsty and feed the hungry’ – wanna have dinner?
- I believe one of my ribs belongs to you!
- I put the ‘stud’ in Bible study.
- Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
- Just call me Jonah because I’m going to show you a whale of a time!
- When are you gonna invite me to church?
- God was just showing off when He made you!
- The fact that I met you proves that God loves me!
- Girl! Are Joshua from the Israelite Army? Because I’d totally let my walls down for you!
- My name is Will, God’s ‘Will” for you!
- I would slay two giants for you!
- Bathsheba has NOTHING on you Girl!
- When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you!
- Don’t walk away! You may not think I’m much but Jesus thinks I’m to die for!
- Is your name Milk or Honey? Because you seem like something I was promised.
- Is your name Esther because you were chosen for such a time as this!
- I can’t perform miracles – I only have enough bread and fish for the 2 of us!
- Is your name David because you are a man after my own heart!
- Girl, you are like the yeast in my Communion bread!
- You make me want to tithe more!
- I may not have a job right now and I live with my parents’ basement, but I swear I’m storing up treasure in Heaven and my mansion is going to rock!
- You are perfect…except for all the sin.
- What is your name and number so I can add you to my Prayer list?
- Here is my number. Call me if you need a prayer.
- How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
- I know you’ve already invited Jesus into your heart but do you have room for me too?
- Are you a Pharisee because you are the fairest one I see!
- Charm is deceptive and beauty is deceiving but that verse doesn’t apply to you.
- I was going to read Proverbs 31, but I realized I could just study you instead!
- Hey Girl! I’d love to get to know you biblically!
- You’re 22? Most Christians are 3 years into marriage by now so why don’t you just settle for me?
- Me and You … Song of Songs … the remix!
- I’m not usually prophetic but I can totally see us together!
- I would leave the 99 to come find you!
- Is your name Faith? Because you are the substance of things I’ve hoped for!
- I was reading my Bible and was wondering if you knew what Paul meant when he said to ‘greet one anothe with a Holy kiss’?
- I’d part the Red Sea for you!
- You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you!
- I’m no Joseph so maybe you could help me interpret these dreams I’ve been having about you?
- Wanna practice speaking in tongues with me?
- It is obvious that you sprouted from the good kind of soil!
- You float my ark!
- You must be a Bible verse because I can’t stop memorizing you!
- In case you didn’t notice…when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering!
- I would gladly sleep at your feet!
- God must have created you on a Saturday because He needed Sunday to rest!
- On first dates, I always take girls to get barbeque ribs. It feels most biblical considering they came from one!