Best 55 Country Pick-Up Lines For Him and Her
55 country pick-up lines for men and women are presented here. Use these charming and amusing country pick-up lines to start a conversation on Tinder or Bumble and show off your country rizz. Chat with the females in style by responding to their comments with corny and cheesy country pick-up lines, romantic love messages, or flirtatious country jokes.
Cheesy Country Pick-Up Lines for All
MaDAYUM, you must be French, because I’m going in Seine thinking about you…
Slap some bacon on these biscuits, and let’s get going. We’re burning daylight.
Baby, you must be a broom cause you just swept me off my feet.
Are you from Ecuador? Because you have the Quito my heart.
Are you a good cuddler? I might let you join my gang.
Are you from Tennessee? Because baby, you’re the only 10 I see.
I might be missing teeth, but that just leaves more room for your tongue.
Tell me, honey ham, did it hurt when the devil spit you up, and you landed here?
You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day!
Your hair is just about as purdy as that squirrel I skinned this morning. And it smells just as good!
You can go with me to the dark places where the bandits lurk, and the cowboys laugh in vain.
We can run away with my dark horse and live in our own paradise for the rest of our lives.
Here’s my number, call me when you need a few bucks.
I don’t need a knight in shining armor. A sweet boy in old blue jeans will do just fine.
Hey, girl, if you wear cowboy boots, will you ranch dressing?
So, what do you do for a living besides being absolutely beautiful?
Me and you. Country music, cowboy boots, and pickup trucks.
Do you realize we’re this country’s biggest tourist attraction? You’re the Angel, and I’m Fallin’.
Call me Bots. Because Botswana be with you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would kiss you in the barn.
What’s your end game? Marriage? Kids? World domination?
Saddle up, baby, it’s gonna be a long ride.
I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will devote my life to show you love and affection.
What’s your name? I’m sure it’s beautiful, just like you.
I think the vastness of this desert seemed to be as immense as all of my passionate love for you.
Let’s go fishing, I’ll be the rod, you be the fish, and later on, we’ll hook up!
The Sheriff wants to arrest me. Can I hide in your house?
Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
You must be Iceland’s main road, cuz I want to put a Ring on you.
You sure have white teeth, you must brush em!
Don’t flatter yourself cowboy. I was staring at your truck.
Dayum, you’re hotter than Mexico. Tijuana, go out with me?
Are you from Australia? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Are you and your friend interested in a little team roping?
You must be a country girl because you’re looking mighty fine today.
You’re under arrest! (For what?) For stealing my heart.
You must be from the Bahamas… Cuz Nassau your gorgeous smile from across the room.
You’re finer than a frog hair split four ways.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast.
I’ll fall for you like a blind roofer.
I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running Heaven?
Are you Belgian? Cuz I waffle you so much.
I’m Fallin’.
Happy trails to you till we meet again.
Spending the night with me will be an experience you’ll never forget.
You might not be from around here, but can I show you some country hospitality?
Are you from Central America? Because you’ve made me finally Belize in love.
I want to become like those heroes of Texas who will protect your innocent heart at all costs.
If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
Why don’t we go back to my home on the range, and I’ll show you how the deer and the antelope play.
No, it can’t be bought. It’s something you’re born with. That’s what country is.
And especially for the m/m lovers.
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
I’d run into a circle pit for an entire job for a cowboy set just to be with you.