45 Amazing Nurse Pick Up Lines You Will Love
Are you infatuated with your nurse? Even more surprisingly, such a situation does not occur infrequently. This occurs quite frequently. At this moment, are you at a loss for how to approach them and express your interest? Consider the following as something that could be of assistance:
A compilation of effective nurse pick-up lines that I have discovered online has been assembled here. More importantly than hoping you enjoy them, I wish you the fortitude to apply them to your infatuation.
Nurse Pick Up Lines For Flirt
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
You’re in the wrong profession. You shouldn’t be a nurse. You should be my husband.
I think I need some Vitamin ‘U’!
I’m a little low on oxygen because you just took my breath away.
You take care of me so well, I’m sure you will be a good dad to our kids.
It’s better for you if I switch nurses, because it’s not moral to date me while I’m still your patient.
Did we go to school together? I swear I could see us having chemistry.
I don’t know if I want to get better if it means never seeing you again.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
I need medical attention! I hurt myself pretty bad falling for you.
Hey, don’t stress about pharmacology. Love is the only drug we’ll need.
I don’t think I’m fine, my heart just skipped a beat because of you.
I wish I were your coronary artery, so I can be wrapped around your heart.
As someone as good as you at listening to hearts, you certainly aren’t listening to yours to go out with me.
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you.
Can you check my heartbeat? I think it’s beating too fast because of you.
You make my dopamine levels all silly.
Is it just my olfactory or you just really smell good.
Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
You must be the cure for Alzheimer’s, because you’re unforgettable.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Hey, are you a conditioned stimulus? Because you’re making me drool.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
You’re burning me because you’re too hot.
I don’t feel off anymore every time I see you because you turn me right on.
I think you should take the temperature instead of me, because you’re looking very hot.
I’ve heard the only way to feel safe at night is to sleep with a nurse.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Hey I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
If you need to study anatomy, I can help with the bones.
Did you hear that? Even my heart murmurs “I Love You!”
I’m no organ donor, but I’d happy to give you my heart.
You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.
Is that a stethoscope around your neck, because I think my heart just skipped a beat.
Are you a cardiac nurse, but I need someone to take care of my heart.
I’m not an organ donor, but I’d give you my heart anytime.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism? Cause you’re making me breathless.
Are your legs tired? You’ve been running through my mind ALL day long.
Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
I felt it move! I thought it would never be alive after a decade of peace!
I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Let’s exchange genetic information!
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? ‘Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.